Wednesday, June 8, 2011

You know you're at a BFE baby shower if...

Your diaper cake is in the shape of a tractor.

Your nephew runs around in nothing but a diaper.

Bandanas are part of your all-day outfit.

Afternoon naps are encouraged.

Muddy ponds are cool.

Wrestling your sister seems like a good idea at the time.

Wrestling everybody seems like a good idea at the time.

Plastic cups make the best toys.

You make slapping a broom look sexy.

Cheating is encouraged.

It's critical to maintain good form when running.

Sticking out your tongue = utmost concentration.

You receive a keg as a baby shower present from your awesome friend TJ.

You hang out with Drew Kennedy all afternoon.

Ladder golf becomes a spectator sport.

Every meal comes off the pit. 

Reclining chairs = heaven.

Showing some skin may help your kickball strategy.

Dogs named Penny eat gophers. 

Dogs named Massey pass out from too much fun.

Playing with balls keeps you entertained for hours.

Guys named Ben fall through your porch. 

Drew spends half his time playing the guitar and the other half laughing at you and your crazy friends. 

You fall "asleep" before midnight and wake up to this awesome signed guitar. 

Staying up until 2 in the morning makes you feel young again. 

Trying to do pushups with your niece in a baby carrier seems funny at the time.

Naming your niece Carlos and making fun of The Hangover seems even funnier at the time.

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  1. a perfect pictoral representation of the weekend!!

  2. So sad we missed it!!! Hopefully next year!!! Looks like you guys had a blast. :)

  3. awesome blog update! ... can't wait til next year .... i'm changing Mia's middle name to Carlos.