Friday Ku-Tip: The little old lady and the purse

Brady and I were at Wal-Mart some time ago in the hardware section trying to find some specific screws that we needed to finish a project at home. I leave Brady alone with the cart and cross over to another aisle. There is this little old woman who also is searching for something herself. As I come back to find Brady, this is the conversation that follows:

Little old lady (giggling hysterically to herself): "Oh my, that just made my day."

Brady and me (with confused looks): "What do you mean?"

Little old lady (still giggling hysterically): "I was thinking to myself how nice this young man's purse matched his shirt. When I saw that you belonged to him, I was relieved to know that the purse belonged to you instead."

(Little old lady walks off shaking her head and still giggling)

Brady (in a loud frustrated voice to me): "I told you to NEVER leave me alone with your purse!"

Ku-Tip: Never leave your husband alone with your purse. If you do, at least make sure it matches his outfit.

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