Jailbait

So I always thought I was the cradle robber. I mean, I am two years older than my husband, but then Brady's kids put it into the correct perspective for me. This all happened last year at one of Brady's high school football games where I got to meet some of his sixth- and seventh-grade students for the first time:

Brady: "Guys, this is my wife."

Kids (laughing to Brady): "Man, your wife is 16!"

Brady: "No, she's a little bit older than 16. How old do I look?"

Kids (laughing again to Brady): "You look 40!"

It must be the Oil of Olay face wash I use twice a day — keeps me looking young. I guess we all know who the true cradle robber is now!

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